CNN reported on Wednesday that they have created a tiny boat that is 30 micrometers in length, about a third… Read more Joe Biden’s Boat Parades get a helping hand from Science: “We could make millions of these little boats!”
Category: Satire
Articles from LemmingJuice that are wholly fabricated. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
“Muggsy” Bogues: “With true equity, I would’ve had a better record than Jordan”
Elon Musk, Muggsy Bogues, NBA team up for new innovative equity solutions for height inequities in America. Marc Morial, CEO… Read more “Muggsy” Bogues: “With true equity, I would’ve had a better record than Jordan”
Six Flags to change name to Five Flags
In a press statement on August 5, 2020, Six Flags announced it would be changing its name to Five Flags. … Read more Six Flags to change name to Five Flags
‘Masters’ Tournament Officially Canceled: Club Members say the term is Racist, References Slavery (satire)
The Augusta National Golf Club announced today that it will change the name of the long-standing ‘Masters Tournament’. The historic… Read more ‘Masters’ Tournament Officially Canceled: Club Members say the term is Racist, References Slavery (satire)
Mini-Microaggressions: ‘White’ Sauce at Catering Company leads to Allegations of Discrimination (satire)
LemmingJuice spoke with 14 current and former employees of Palerider Catering located in the city of Whitestone in Queens County,… Read more Mini-Microaggressions: ‘White’ Sauce at Catering Company leads to Allegations of Discrimination (satire)
Biden Campaign, DNC Told by Lincoln Museum to stop Using Former President’s Likeness for Fundraising (satire)
“We heard last week that the DNC and the Joe Biden campaign were selling commemorative pennies with the former President’s… Read more Biden Campaign, DNC Told by Lincoln Museum to stop Using Former President’s Likeness for Fundraising (satire)
